An
unholy alliance between former president Al Gore, former Mexican president
Felipe Calderon, and Britain’s Prince Charles, and the entire membership of the
World Economic Forum, affectionately nicknamed by its lower echelon members,
“The Chicken Little Society,” but sourly discouraged by senor members, has
formed, and it has a plan for you.
An
article by Daniel Greenfield on FrontPage on January 28th put me onto the trail
of another horrendous idea from the whirligig
mind of Al Gore, “Al
Gore Wants to Spend $90 Trillion to Create a World Without Cars.”
If you ever wanted to live in
a giant slum with no way to get anywhere except by waiting on the poorly
operated local public transit system in hock to municipal systems, you can have it for just $90 trillion. Come on. That’s pocket
change. And just
think, you’ll be able to live in a horrible futuristic nightmare.
(See
either “Soylent Green,” “Logan’s Run,” “Metropolis,” “THX 1138,” or sunless,
always-raining Los Angeles in “Blade
Runner” for a foretaste of your future – if Gore’s fantasy gels into
reality.)
“Former Vice President Al Gore
and Mexican President Felipe Calderon proposed a $90 trillion plan to redesign
every city on earth so that motor vehicles would become obsolete due to more
dense populations.”
It
is a scheme to relieve you of the time, expense, and bother of owning a car.
And also of owning your own home, of having nice neighbors, of your privacy, of
your career, and of living your own life. Gore and Calderon have better uses
for your time on earth as a reckless and irresponsible occupant. Western
Journalism reported:
“We cannot have these cities
with low density, designed for the use of cars,” Calderon said. “We recommend
those cities should have more density and more mass transportation.”
The
better for you to be stamped, hole-punched, assigned a number, and bar-coded so
you can be better managed, controlled, redirected, watched, and reduced to
serfdom and dependency.
Remember
that Calderon was president of a country that keeps sending hordes of illegal
immigrants across our border to idle American workers or become welfare state
“clients.” It’s all for your own good.
Don’t complain. Don’t you want a clean, safe, and healthy planet?
No,
we can't have “low density” cities. They’ve got to be evacuated, emptied out,
declared forbidden zones, and ploughed under for Mother Earth to reclaim in her
own good time. Everyone now living in them should be forcibly moved to the
giant, high-density slum where everyone and his mother is underfoot and in the
way. In the 1930’s and 1940’s this was called compulsory “resettlement.”
When
all cities are scoured of cars, and you have been dispossessed, you will be a
displaced person until a walk-in closet has been assigned to you by your
friendly government real estate agent or licensed and certified relocater. When
your time to “move” comes, remember that you will be allowed to take only what
will fit into a carry-on bag, or a back-pack.
Gore
and Calderon can always start with Tokyo, Japan, the city with
the highest population in the world. People living in nice homes in the suburbs
can be moved into their own shacks with tin roofs and plywood walls and no
sewage and haphazard running water and electricity. You’ll be greeted by
friendly neighborhood criminals who’d be happy to relieve you of your
valuables. They won't be stealing hubcaps off your car, either, because you
won't have a car. Cars, except for official ones, will be illegal. They'll
settle for the food you're about to put into your mouth. The more efficient
criminals will be hired by the government as roving "consumption cops"
and “ration enforcement patrols.”
You
won't be able to escape Gore Town or Calderon Ciudad except with a special
travel pass and permit, but they'll be hard to come by because you’ll need to
have a legitimate purpose for exiting the city. Your sick mother on the other
side of the country just won’t qualify. She’ll need to take her cough medicine
by herself. Bereavement leave will never be denied; just don’t have so many
relatives who may die at any moment. Gore and Calderon will have taken a leaf
from Maryland which taxes rainfall runoff from your property, and imposed a
"breathing tax" for every cubic square foot of oxygen you inhale, and
also tax your CO2 exhalents, to help control greenhouse gases. After all,
plants have got to breathe, too.
It’s
all for the good of Mother Earth, you see. If you don’t buy the Global Warming
mantra, then you must be a racist, or a bigot, or are certifiably
“disturbed.”
Business
Insider asked Calderon where the $90 trillion was going to come from to
finance this global urban renewal:
Business Insider spoke briefly
with Calderon after the panel to ask him to explain where this $90 trillion was
going to come from and how exactly one might persuade every city on earth to go
along with it.
It turns out the $90 trillion
is the total of infrastructure investment that is likely to be spent anyway
building and upgrading cities. Gore and Calderon are arguing that it be spent
more wisely, to produce cities that don't encourage people to burn fossil fuels
just to get from A to B.
Not
to be outdone by Al Gore and Felipe Calderon, and envious of the limelight
being shined on them at Davos, Prince Charles has joined in a pact with them to
make the earth safer…for the earth, and for the plants. Eager to display his
stratospheric intellectual prowess and grasp of history, he has proposed that
nations sign up for a “New Magna
Carta for the Earth” to combat global warming. The Guardian, ever excited
by any gossamer-like idea that wafts from the Prince’s head, quoted him in
its January 26th article by Fiona Harvey, “Prince
Charles: global pact on climate change could be Magna Carta for earth”:
Sort of plagiarizing former Obama staffer and now mayor of Chicago Rahm Emanuel
to “never let a serious crisis go to waste,” Charles solemnly offered his
“thoughts”:
A new global pact on climate
change, due to be signed this year in Paris, should be a “Magna Carta for the
Earth”, Prince Charles
has urged.
He said this year marked
potentially the “last chance” to save the world from the perils of global
warming, with the Paris conference and the United Nations’ plan to replace the
millennium development goals with a new set of sustainable development targets.
“We simply cannot let this opportunity go to waste. There is just too much at
stake, and has been for far too long.”
He told a meeting of forestry
and climate experts in London: “In the 800th anniversary year of the Magna
Carta, perhaps this year’s agreement of the new sustainable development goals
and a new climate agreement in Paris should be seen as a new Magna Carta for
the Earth, and humanity’s relationship with it.”
Global
warming! Also known as “climate
change.” Weather forecasters have been arm-wrestling with “climate change”
ever since the invention of television, and have generally made a poor showing.
But Charles has the problem licked. He’s a college graduate, you know. He went
to Cambridge. The savant has spoken.
Of
course, Al Gore, Prince Charles, and Felipe Calderon and others of the elite
won't be your next-door neighbors. They’ll be living across town in
triple-gated enclaves and sanctuaries with guards armed with .50 caliber
machine guns fixed with night scopes to deter intrusive burglaries, or resting
from their labors in their similarly secured mansions in the countryside.
They’ll be far away from the noise and ordure of the general population, planning
more population engineering controls.
They’re
saviors of mankind, even though they'll have sentenced it to grinding and
perilous poverty. But, after all, isn’t life nasty, brutish, and short,
for every one of us, except for occasional episodes of numbness? Why would you
want to prolong it?
Our
and the planet’s saviors, of course, will experience the joy of remaking the
world in their own minds. You and countless other minions will be but tiny,
insignificant elements of a megalopolis tree
house world. Still, our saviors will
expect to be swamped with expressions of gratitude.
Excess
population issues will be referred to death panels which will order
malcontents, recidivists, and other useless people to “joy camps,” where they
will be relieved of the grimy burden of living and as charges upon the planet
and society. These panels will be dubbed “Compassionate Human Recycling
Referral Committees.” As long as the hoi polloi is controlled, managed,
redirected, kept busy, and in everyone’s way, and where they can be exploited
to the best advantage, Gore and their World Economic Forum ilk will have achieved
their goal of a “well-balanced and contended populace.” And of a happy planet.
Every
city can begin to “de-auto” by contracting with new companies that are
converting retired shipping containers into housing units. While not as commodious or attractive as a
Frank Lloyd Wright’s pre-fab Usonian
House or even a mobile home in a trailer park – trailer parks?? Those are right out, they require cars! –
they may prove to be an economic solution to stacking people on top of each
other as high as the ozone layer. PFNC Global
Communities will await government contracts for starter kits.
With operations in New Mexico, PFNC has built
a prototype 320-square-foot home. The home, although small, has room for
a kitchen, bath, toilet, and sleeping areas. It also has windows for
natural ventilation, electrical and water systems, and hookups for air
conditioning.
But no room for
a library, pool table, pictures, or kids. IQ
Container Homes will also be in queue for the filthy subsidy lucre, as
well.
Here is a tiny home built out
of a recycled shipping container that is a great example of just how easy it is
to create a comfortable and functional home using one of these awesome building
blocks. The home was ingeniously designed by Brenda Kelly of IQ Container
Homes, and built from a single 20-foot shipping container.
Brenda has been a fan of
cargotecture for a while now, and she has now used all she learned in her
career to design her tiny home. The house measures just 107 square feet, and
she kept it this small so that she did not require a council building permit.
Neither Brenda
nor anyone else will be able to perform a pas
de deux in one of these walled zoo cages, but who will want to dance after
being shoe-horned into one’s new high-density home? What did you need with all
that other space for anyway? To indulge your personal preferences at the
expense of the earth? How selfish of you! Remember! The rule is: To each
according to his abilities (or value to society), to each according to his
spatial needs. Dissenters in our high-density world of tomorrow will have their
mouths duct-taped.
There will be
controls on noise pollution, too! So, watch what you say! Speech monitors, incognito, like “secret shoppers,” with
the authority to arrest, will be riding those natural gas-powered buses
solar-powered elevated trains, and windmill-powered subways in a wonderful mass
transportation system, on the alert for careless dissatisfaction. Clean energy will mean clean minds and clean
speech! You’ll be expected to be an enthusiastic citizen of your of your
high-density community, and carry banners proclaiming that and other truths in
parades. A lack of enthusiasm will be frowned upon with deleterious
consequences.
So, welcome to
the Megalopolis conceived of by that triumvirate of visionaries, Gore,
Calderon, and Charles. “Home, Sweet Home” will never sound the same again.
You won't be
saying it much.